Ooh, I'll give you more than just my trousers before this day is up, love.
[ His brows bounced a few times, and he puckered his lips to give the air a little kiss in Cassidy's direction. ]
But I could let you borrow 'em, but if you put mine on and they were baggy I'd have to off myself. I'm trying to get fit and I don't need a reminder if my ass widened.
I got a better idea! We'll have a few pints, then I'll take you shopping. Y'know what I love? Going to the rich tit district and talk about crude shite in front of the staff. I try to time how long it takes before they go ruddy or someone asks me to leave, then I whip out my black charge card and they sputter apologies 'n offer me the VIP treatment. It's the simple pleasures, yeah?
[ He chuckled wickedly before taking another deep swallow of ale. Wow, he hadn't had this stuff in eons. Tasted a bit like pisswater, but that seemed appropriate. ]
Ooh, uh. Honestly I lost count? If it helps any I hung out with da Vinci before and during his glory days. I think I was already a couple of hundred years by that time? History's not really my strong subject. I know by fae standards I'm not quite middle aged yet.
As for the accent, well, I was raised in Wales, yeah? But I hung out on streets of London. I always go back there, it's the only 'real' home I know, even after centuries. I think it evolves over time, y'know? I never really paid attention.
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[ His brows bounced a few times, and he puckered his lips to give the air a little kiss in Cassidy's direction. ]
But I could let you borrow 'em, but if you put mine on and they were baggy I'd have to off myself. I'm trying to get fit and I don't need a reminder if my ass widened.
I got a better idea! We'll have a few pints, then I'll take you shopping. Y'know what I love? Going to the rich tit district and talk about crude shite in front of the staff. I try to time how long it takes before they go ruddy or someone asks me to leave, then I whip out my black charge card and they sputter apologies 'n offer me the VIP treatment. It's the simple pleasures, yeah?
[ He chuckled wickedly before taking another deep swallow of ale. Wow, he hadn't had this stuff in eons. Tasted a bit like pisswater, but that seemed appropriate. ]
Ooh, uh. Honestly I lost count? If it helps any I hung out with da Vinci before and during his glory days. I think I was already a couple of hundred years by that time? History's not really my strong subject. I know by fae standards I'm not quite middle aged yet.
As for the accent, well, I was raised in Wales, yeah? But I hung out on streets of London. I always go back there, it's the only 'real' home I know, even after centuries. I think it evolves over time, y'know? I never really paid attention.