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ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʜᴀᴡᴋɪɴɢ ([personal profile] dishonests) wrote2015-05-25 01:28 pm

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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-20 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
He watches you sleep and sticks his hands in your stockings. But not if you've been naughty.

Mince pies are shit, but I suppose we'll have them. And we had advent for a bit but I think Jem ate the whole thing and destroyed the evidence on about the third. I'm not being your mummy, and I'm definitely not being puritanical.
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-21 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
It is something you can eat. It's literally chocolate every day until Christmas Eve, when the only thing you're going to eat for the next three days anyway is chocolate, crisps and turkey so you don't need the advent stuff anymore.

Speaking of eating, you're coming to the Frasers?
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-21 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I did last year. We had it at Cupids, last year. Load of puritans in a gay bar.

And I'll be needing a few hands on deck, so you can help get things ready if you're around Christmas Eve.


...John'll be over, too.
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-21 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Is the price something other than free food and brilliant company? I could struggle.

And yeah, well. You haven't had the chance to enjoy too much of it so far. And it's Christmas, so. Anyway, he'll be in my room.
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-21 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's an easy deal, from a pirate.

Right. So, just letting you know. Try not to leave your pants on the floor. Jem's brother's probably dropping by, too.
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-21 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
As long as it's not a puritanical one.

You have got a room of your own. It's that one on the left of the corridor, gathering dust.
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-21 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess. Or Friday.
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-22 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Just Christmas Eve, I think. We're staying at the farm Christmas. You and me could do something for boxing day, if you can see straight by then.

But Friday I thought I'd sleep at yours.
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-22 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why, have you got somewhere else?
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-22 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't.

Though I should probably wash them, I suppose...
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-22 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't complained.

Anyway, just thought I'd see what the view's like across the hall.
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-22 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well, look who's rubbing off on them. Probably literally, I hear it's lonely out at sea.

I think you've forgotten the whole sailing bit, though. You're more of a farmhand than a pirate, now.
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[personal profile] prettier 2016-12-23 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't there always more to do on land?

And no. Not today, anyway. You could take me out again, though.

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