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[dishonests]

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[dishonests]

Rent a room in your bloody mansion, to start.

Aye, but a decent ship to sail it would make it less so. I might ask for my crew, as well, if I could.

[prettier]

Jesus will this dead horse ever get a break. You can have mine if you want it, I hardly use it anymore.

Then you'd just go and live out there with them, though. You'd be in your captain's quarters, and I'd never see you. That would be a shit present.

[dishonests]

Keep your room, you puppy. Can't imagine what I'd do with it.

Well, you can't easily live on a ship, not for more than a week or so. Besides which, if I was to choose between a hammock and a proper bed, I'd take the bed.

[prettier]

Same thing I did, I suppose. Get high and get fucked. But fine, you can always come over if you want to use the pool.

Since when am I a puppy?

And a captain sleeps in a hammock? You can't have a very posh ship.

[dishonests]

Is that what the room were for? Now, the pool, that's awful generous of you. I'll consider the offer.

And you been a puppy since as long as I known you.

Aye, on a ship of the Brotherhood, the captain's no better than the rest of the crew. So he sleeps like the rest of the crew.

[prettier]

Pretty much. You'd know if I'd been in it for the swimming, my hair goes green.

No I haven't.

Bloody hell. What's the point of being Captain, then?

[dishonests]

[ that doesn't sound like a good look on you, freddie. ]

Aye, you have, by my reckoning.

The point is to lead the crew as best you can and pray they don't ever wish to depose you, or worse.

[prettier]

Is this because of that time I left bitemarks. I thought you liked that.

But you can't do that from under a duvet?

[dishonests]

I've no objection to those. Suppose you might be a puppy in more than one sense of the word.

Nay, not so long as you're the only one with a duvet.

[prettier]

And what's the sense you mean?

I don't see why you can't be commanding from under mine.

[dishonests]

You know, a brat, and a fool.

I could, did I not fear it would be too crowded at the present moment.

[prettier]

Doesn't matter, the invitation's retracted.

[dishonests]

I doubt the good doctor would've been accepting of it.

[prettier]

He probably wouldn't like you calling me a fool, no.

[dishonests]

Come now, I meant nothing by it.

[prettier]

As if I give a fuck what you meant.

[dishonests]

If you don't like it, I can think of a few other things to call you.